Man, I don't know how to write these, that's Lars' job. Personally I don't see what's wrong with having a real drummer, it's not like we abuse him or make him carry heavy stuff, he made us get roadies to do that for us. I don't know why the customs had to ruin our day like this, people bring pet cats and dogs and trained monkeys on aeroplanes all the time. Lars even carries his own passport. Still after 14 bassists and 2 lead guitarists I'm sure Metallica will survive with a drummer machine...