I think I need to grow up and calm down. For a start it quite difficult to do the opposite, but I now come with a health warning: Any alcoholic drink I create should be regarded as containing at least 50ml of 40% ABV spirit (or 20ml ethanol, or 2 UK units, or the equivalent of a pint of strong beer). Through some as yet unexplained phenomenon adding vodka to anything appears to make it taste less alcoholic.