I am moving my linode to the Newark (New Jersey) data centre as it's a lot closer to the UK. This site will be down briefly

Problem: Want cake, have no chocolate.
Solution: Eat the host's Easter egg

Not only is the virtual box increasingly cheap, but there's cake I have all the ingredients for. Will try this tomorrow.

If the cake is a lie, will the lie detector detect cake?

Or is it the calorie count that's the lie? (http://technomancer.me.uk/blog/cake-death)